DEBT CONTRACTS

“Pay your debts.”

— 2 Kings 4:7

CHOOSE YOUR SHACKLES.

  • Classic Debt Contract

    What is a more authentic form of submission than indebting yourself to Me? Wake up every day knowing you owe Me cash. In this classic contract, you will fill out the amount of debt owed, payment frequency, and deadline. Compounding interest rate is set by Me.

    Deposit: $100

    Minimum Principle: $1000

    Sign

  • Blackmail Debt Contract

    I always get what I’m owed- no matter what it takes. Commit yourself to debt under Me, then make timely payments to keep your precious secrets safe. This contract uses the same format as the classic contract.

    Deposit: $50

    Minimum Principle: $1000

    Additional Requirements: Media

    Sign

  • Delayed Debt Contract (COMING SOON)

    Not ready to make your first payment, but excited by the idea of compounding interest? In this delayed contract, you will provide your debt start date, amount of debt owed, payment start date, payment frequency and deadline. Interest will accumulate until your first payment. Compounding interest rate is set by Me.

    Deposit: $150

    Minimum Principle: $2000